sporettes

Sporettes is when someone randomly, out of the blue, tells you frantically what the score is in any given sporting event.

Peter: "Frank has Sporettes"

Frank (loudly and frantic): "2-1 VANCOUVER!!!"

by lukejd3 April 14, 2014

Spork

To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).

Bro me and Mary were sporking last night while watching a movie.

by TheMcNasty November 19, 2014

sporadical

random bursts of awesome-ness

"Man, parts of my day today were awesome, it was totally sporadical!"

by steveisawally February 17, 2015

Spork

A combination between a fork and a spoon commonly used for eating things you would need a fork and a spoon

"Hey don't use those, use a spork"

by Martin787 March 12, 2015

Spork

When two bi girls scissor

Lets go spork.
She loves sporking
They sporked.

by DaddyNikkiSixx October 9, 2016

Spork

A hug that includes an accidental erection

I accidentally sporked my sister last night it was do awkward

by Hgsnajz October 8, 2016

spork

Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.

This spork is useless to eating fries with.

by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016