submission hold

When a girl during sex, wants a short time out.

have you ever made a guy tapout by squeezing your legs around his head in a submission hold

by Scroogled November 24, 2013

Submissive

A person who submits to a dominant person or Sector. I don't think that is the same than slutty because that person doesn't do it necessarily for that reason. If a guy says "I fucked two girls last night" you won't describe him as a submissive person. A woman who can break double standars and make her own decisions, a woman who can fight to her goals and also a woman who wants to satisfy her desires is not submissive, but to the men sector she shouldn't do those things because "she doesn't deserve the same sexual freedom" so the woman who represses her own desires just to obey expired norms is the Submissive one

they told me: you can't do that, so I won't, oh I'm Submissive

by katty0369 September 18, 2006

suprise car

A car with no working brake lights (including the ones in the windshield too). When this car comes to a stop, it may suprise you, especially if the driver is a hard braker.

Sadly, sometimes hard braking is intentional if the driver knows his brake lights are out. If you rear end a car, you are always at fault, no matter what.

I kept an eye on the suprise car infront of me, I think the shady foreigner inside was trying to get a cheap screwjob.

by The Sub February 25, 2005

biohazard suprise

1. Sprinkling asbestos onto the drip end of your dick and get a blowjob

2. Rigging someone's corn flakes with zyklon b and have them eat it.

3. Put an unborn fetus under the covers of someone's bed.

4. what you get when you get a flu shot from an already used needle

5. The very moment you discover you have AIDS.

Stay away from Waldo. He has a biohazard suprise waiting for you

by nicest terrorist January 10, 2010

pantry suprise

when your low on groceries and haven't been able to
get to the store so you invent some random food concoction made from what is left over in the fridge and pantry
to make it look like you have something for dinner.

Your family asks you whats for dinner and you respond with
"pantry suprise!".

by smarterthansmartone August 26, 2011

Churizo Sunrise

The act of breaking into someone’s house while they are asleep and sitting by their bedside all night, waiting for them to wake up. When they wake up and open their eyes to stretch, you then paint the wall with their fucking brains.

Ey i just pulled a churizo sunrise on that fool cause he cut me in line getting donuts

by Danielsith23 September 3, 2018

K-B suprise

when you are fucking your girlfriend from behind and you moisten up your index finger and put it up her ass while continuing to fuck her

kyle:wow that girl was hot last night...i gave her the old k-b suprise

by weedman42069 January 19, 2008