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stoned.com

1. a phrase used to describe the state of mind when one hits weed nirvana

2. the most stoned you have ever been

3. a plan that could make you millions, perhaps billions of dollars

4. sililar terms include stoned.org, stoned.gov, or stoned.edu (WHEN YOU ARE EDUCATED ABOUT THAT SHIT)
i.e. i just drove my bike into the pond wow i was stoned.com
by martin sirrrr May 15, 2007
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Stinette

Stinette- refers to/replaces ANY THING or ANY WORD. It can be used in place of any person, place, or thing.
(important)- the word can prefixed/ suffixed differently, check example 3 and 4 below, respectively.
1. Look at the size of her stinettes. (may be eyes, ears, or most likely, breasts)
2. Don't forget to pick up my stinette. (referring to anything, golf clubs, shoes, clothes, etc.)
3. Whats his name? John Stinetti? (replacing the last name of a person)
4. My tinettes are killing me. (Pointing to eyes, feet, fingers- maybe after getting them slammed in the door?)
by Michael Corso October 4, 2005
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stoned

the ultimate state of mind when u realize the world is out to get you, ur walkin all over ur house lookin for sum food, stare off into space thinkin a dragon just ate ur friend, found a dollar on the floor n screamed like crazy cuz u think ur a millionaire, think chocolate milk is like an orgy in ur mouth, start talkin in a british accent, sometimes u dont even realize ur talkin at all, u rant to ur friends bout how an orange is the mort complex thing in the world, u wanna lie down just for a sec n end up fallin asleep but wake up with the words "sex hole" on your face with an arrow pointed to ur mouth...

good times
"if the world is out to get you, just lie bak n light up a blunt"

"lifes a dud, smoke sum bud" -my homies words-

"i wanna make marry jane my wife" -evry1s words-

"live life to the fullest, just get stoned"

"im gonna wake n bake"
by smokedaplant April 18, 2010
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David Stone

A hybrid activity in a "Scat"ergory all it's own. A cross between a Cleveland Steamer and a Rusty Trombone requiring total concentration and exceptional physical dexterity in which one shits on their own chest while giving themselves a blowjob.
Wow, that guy just did a David Stone. He should try out for the olympics.
by Cock McBalls June 4, 2008
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stoneded

I was stoneded yesterday.
by Ripped on Grammar March 3, 2009
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Stone Couch Club

The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.
Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.

Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.

Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
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stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant
The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ
by internetite January 13, 2012
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