Seat Stoned

a.To be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. Can be a good or a bad feeling.

b.To be stoned to your seat. Usually happens when watching TV. In both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.

Dude, I have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but I'm so seat stoned right now I can't even think about getting up.

guy 1. Hey, what happened after I left last night?
guy 2. Not much. After we smoked that bud I got seat stoned and passed out.

by part irishman September 16, 2009

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shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so

After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.

by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011

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Moon stones :)

A bag of family sized chips

Ruffles munchiesDoritoscheetosTims Jalapenos chips moon stones :)

by MoonBeezy(: June 7, 2011

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swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.

Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.

by JeffersonM April 12, 2013

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Stone Stem

A Stone Stem: a lesbian who gets her pleasure from pleasing her partner. She doesn't need to be touched sexually, but on occasion will allow it of her partner.

Stone Stem: A soft butch that leans towards her femme side for a night of pleasure with her partner.

by SirLadyWolf October 19, 2014

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