sheridan steamer

1. The act of catching your pet's excrement to avoid a cleaning bill.

2. Cupping your pet's ass and allowing it to relieve itself into your hands while your wife looks for specific "doggy bags".

So the last 10 minutes of the new year I'm watching my dog give me a Sheridan Steamer...that pretty much sums up my year in Vietnam.

by Valoriengm January 1, 2017

dreamer steamer

Someone who craps all over your hopes and dreams

What?! My idea was So great! Don't be such a dreamer steamer, dude!

by shorny tatman March 5, 2019

steele city steamer

when your in pittsburg and you really gotta take a shitsburg, you go to the hood and find a rusty set of monkey bars and hang upside down and crap in your face!

yo homie imma roll down tha block and take me a steele city steamer on tha get right ya dig!

by big donny steam pipe November 26, 2009

Lean Cuisine Steamer

Eating an enormous meal then taking a tiny shit no where near equivalent to the amount of food you ate

After 3 trips to the buffet all I could produce was a lean cuisine steamer! Where did the rest go?

by ZMann January 7, 2011

Dodge City Steamer

The most foul smelling lingering fart you will ever expose your nose too. The Dodge City Steamer smells worse then the smell of cow death quaffing from the slaughter houses that surround the city.

Mike and Jenn took a trip to Dodge City, Kansas. After just one meal there, Mikes ass exploded causing hours of a lingering foul smell in the hotel room. It was then Jenn named his gas Dodge City Steamer.

by JenNMike September 25, 2021

Escanaba Steamer

The act of farting into one's partner's mouth, intentional or not, during the act of anilingus.

Sally pissed me off so I went to Taco Bell before she licked my butthole. I wanted to give her an Escanaba Steamer she'd remember.

by Feiks February 22, 2011

the cleavland steamer

When a man or woman takes a shit on their partner's body during sex.

Girl: Can I give you the cleavland steamer on your face?

by Dreadedstar September 6, 2016