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snatch gristle

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.
Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!
by The Captain January 22, 2004
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seatcheck

Calling "seatcheck" is alot like calling out "shotgun" in the fact that it is used to claim your: chair, sofa spot, futon, stair, whatever your seat may be, when you want to get up for a moment. It lets everyone around know that that spot, while vacant, is still occupied.
"Man, I'm thirsty. Seatcheck!"
by chanda June 29, 2007
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The Dirty Satchmo

The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"
You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"
by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009
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Snatch Sisters

When two females have had sexual intercourse with the same man.
"Did you here that Jamie and Lisa are snatch sisters? Yeah they both fucked Mike."
by Mr. Big Fish October 7, 2013
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Squaggy Snatch

1.) A vagina which is mushy and soft due to wearing out and softening of vaginal wall muscles from getting past 36 years and 36 men but still has an abundance of free flowing lubricating juices, as soon as it comes in the vicinity of a penis.
2.) A loose pussy which freely flows with the go-go juice.
by Shazz Spazz February 5, 2008
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satchel

check out this satchel eat my dick
by tim alexander June 18, 2003
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snatch booting

the act of booting a snatch, pretty much kicking a female in the go zone. Say it out loud a few times its pretty catchy.
After a few drinks me and the guys went out for some good ol' snatch booting.

If you girls don't back off there's gonna be some snatch booting up in this peace.
by Steve Maksymetz May 9, 2008
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