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stanley steamer

When a friend intentually takes a smelly dump in your house, aparment or RV. Its only considered a stanly steamer if it smells to high heaven.
I just took a stanley steamer and it stinks.
by zacherzach January 4, 2007
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Stanley Steam roller

A sexual act when the male takes a large steamy dump on the female's chest, turns her over, takes a second large steamy dump on her back, and then proudly watches her roll around like a steam roller.
Connie had to change her sheets after Bobby's corny stanley steam roller.
by TonyUCF November 21, 2007
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stance

Snowboard-related word describing the distance between your bindings
Some guy: Dude, you got the widest stance I've ever seen...
Me: Yea, I get more balance on rails and it helps for spinning
by powdahh December 7, 2006
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Crab Stache

Crab's on your Moustache
Yesterday Jesse told me "I licked a Girl's Vagina an she had Crab's" an Today Jimmy My Moustache Itches What Hapend to me?

Jimmy said Maybe after you ate her out. Her Crab's got in your moustache.

Yup Jesse You got the Crab Stache
by UMS x Replay August 21, 2011
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Stange

Disease: Medical Term:
Form of Swine fever affecting only the buttocks area of pigs.
Corruption of Sty Mange.
Caused by sitting in seats at Bramhall Lane too long waiting for a goal.
Effecting the out layer of skin on piggie buttocks.
Producing sores, reddening of the area and massive swelling.
Also known as: Sty Rash; Sty Mange; Blade Mumps; Blange.
It's a sad case Doctor.
He was sat so long at the sty, waiting for the Blades to score, his buttocks have swollen and he's now suffering from Stange.
by UTO November 18, 2004
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wide stance

A term that a closet homosexual who has been publicly outed uses in order to deny his homosexuality.
Senator Larry Craig was not soliciting an undercover policeman for sex in an airport bathroom. He simply uses a wide stance.
by Craigsfan October 7, 2007
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Stanley Steamer

Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.
by .sineP kucS I November 20, 2007
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