shacker

someone who sleeps over at random people's places after a night of drinking

setting: morning
did you hook up with that girl last night?
naw, she's just a shacker.

by txstateperson September 4, 2006

Stalker File

Generally used synonymously with Instant Messaging programs such as AIM, a Stalker File is the recording of AIM conversations with a certain person. Its use is not exactly known but it is used either to be able to recall a certain conversation with that person or just to admire how much you talk to them about the most important and meaningful stuff or just daily chitter-chatter.

AKA: S.F.

"Just check your Stalker File to see what we were talking about yesterday!"

by Mrazfan January 11, 2009

Stalker Shopper

A person that "hangs out" in retail establishments looking for random people to talk to about their beliefs or opinions. Topics can range from religious beliefs to the dangers of certain nutrients in their diet.

I have turned into a stalker shopper magnet. I can't go any where without a random person walking up to me and talking about some bizarre topic that I don't even care about.

by Lolita0891 April 13, 2014

Stalker

A simple lonely guy who just wants to win your love

That stalker really likes you.

by ningfig December 31, 2016

Two Sacker

A female having an appearance of such hideous nature that not one, but two sacks are required to facilitate consensual intercourse between the female and a second party. The sacks are referred to formally as the principal and secondary sacks. The principal sack is placed over the head of the aforementioned female and serves as precautionary measure in the prevention of unnecessary visual exposure by the second party. Such visual exposures have previously been observed to cause severe gastric disturbances resulting in projectile fluid discharge--not to be confused with sexual lubricants (unsuitable viscosity). The secondary sack, more commonly known as the "safety net" is placed over the second parties head as a means of N+1 redundancy. Thus, should the principle sack fail (i.e., become banged off), the secondary sack shall become the primary means of visual protection. It should be well noted that neither sack is intended nor capable of preventing pregnancy or STDs.

Sam: Dude, I accidentally banged the principle sack straight off this two sacker the other day.

Nick: Holy shit. Dude you gotta be more careful.

Sam: Yea man, good thing I had my secondary sack stapled to my forehead.

Nick: Thank god for the N+1 rule.

by threeleggeddog July 13, 2012

Thirsty Stalker

A person who is stalking someone via social media or in real life in the hopes of getting more information about the person so they can get with them.

Grace: I saw Emily flirting sooooo hard with Miguel this morning!
Irene: Omg I saw her on his Facebook earlier! She's such a Thirsty Stalker!!!

by ThirstyBlondie July 15, 2014

seat-stacked

When a female has extra ass. She don’t need no cushion her seat is stacked.

When a female has extra ass “She don’t need no cushion she is seat-stacked.”

by Count Krolock and Missy February 4, 2021