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Squeezese (skwē zēz)

An English dialect spoken by squeezing the hand of your significant other. Easily learned and understood, the discreet, handholding-friendly, syllable-pattern dialect involves a small number of necessary sentences: I love you (*3 squeezes*), I love you more (*3 squeezes … 1 squeeze*), I love you the most (*3 squeezes … 2 squeezes*).
It was the sweetest when my bae told me he loved me in Squeezese (skwē zēz) as we listened the vows at my sister’s wedding.
by M@TheHuman May 13, 2018
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Squeeze Toys

Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.
Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?
by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018
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Squeebleblapper

When you jizz so hard you have to grav it and move your hand upwards to remove escess hizz. Hence 'squeeble'
Woah dude i totally had to squeebleblapper otherwise that shit woulda hurted
by Squeebleblappercreator November 20, 2019
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squeeze tree

a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree
by squeeze tree October 29, 2019
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Squeege

The succulent, everlasting, and infallible substance only able to be acquired from the Orange Legal Council TM. There is life squeege, death squeege, and squeege squeege. Accept the squeege.
You must accept the squeege!
Have you heard of the council and their squeege?
Squeege is the best thing ever!
by Molbo January 3, 2020
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Squeeze the Fish

Squeeze the fish the female equivalent to drain the snake/lizard).
Hey Betty, grab us a drink I’m off to squeeze the fish, might be a while, long wait at the ladies .
by Bobbysgirl33 May 17, 2020
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Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.
"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"
by J3ll-y October 31, 2020
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