Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.
Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night
Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??
Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really
Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??
Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really
by Badassboyscout May 13, 2009
Get the Crystal Spring Turtlemug. When you fart in the morning and your girl goes downtown to take care of business. Usually complaining that she "needs a gas mask", but does it anyway.
"Check one off the bucket list dude, I totally pulled a German Spring Offensive with Shannon this morning."
by Dutchapplepie March 11, 2020
Get the German Spring Offensivemug. the act of removing "friends" from your Facebook account every spring due to them not being your friend. Every school year leads to a build up of people on your Facebook account that you don't really know nor like, leading to an end year "purge" event known as Facebook spring cleaning.
by FBook Guru March 1, 2012
Get the Facebook spring cleaningmug. a city in Saratoga County, NY misrepresented on Urban Dictionary, although Wikipedia does it justice. Pretty cool place, bitches. Most of you are probably from some shithole like Clifton Park.
by Joe the Pickle January 22, 2013
Get the Saratoga Springs, NYmug. A bad city to live in full of crime,drugs and trash.
Desert Hot Springs High School is also a bad place to be. Fights,drugs and 99% Mexican.
Also the parties suck here..the good ones are in Palm Desert
Desert Hot Springs High School is also a bad place to be. Fights,drugs and 99% Mexican.
Also the parties suck here..the good ones are in Palm Desert
by fuck1313 November 15, 2007
Get the Desert Hot Springsmug. Also known as the "Big Shitty", or the "Big Suck". The town is often mistaken to other morons as "Big Springs" but there is only one spring and it's contaminated.
by lulu72 December 9, 2008
Get the Big Spring, Texasmug. Where the elderly come to die, the sun doesnt shine, and where vegetation does not grow. Spring Hill, Florida is a barren wasteland, lacking green life and snow. Poor driving is common, we live off of Ramen, we know not any other way. So come on down to Spring Hill, Florida for a beautiful tropical day.
by Johann Van Der Schmidt January 6, 2008
Get the Spring Hill, Floridamug.