spooge

Manaise (Mayonnaise), Jizz, Man Goo, Yogurt, Load, Wad, Cum, Jack-off Juice, Protein Shake, Snake Vomit,

After she blew me, she drank my spooge.

by reverand rhett flex February 3, 2005

spooge

spooge: the male ejaculatory fluid released upon reaching sexual climax.

His warm spooge went coursing all through my body.

by the author April 18, 2006

Sploogie

Semen that seeps out of the head of the penis after ejaculation into ones underpants.

Damn, I have damp sploogie all inside my underwear!

by Hexaba November 16, 2004

Sploogers

Underwear that you put back on after having sex all night and not bathing, then where them all day leaving sex smell and Splooge stains in the crotch.

I had to wear Sploogers all day at work because I didn't have time to go home and shower after fucking my buddy's wife last night.

by Afknoitall July 26, 2012

spongebob sploogepants

1: A creepy dude with jaundice who has stains on his pants

Judging by those pants stains I'd say that Rick is a total spongebob sploogepants.

by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008

Splodgey

A Term Used to Describe The Texture Of a Wet, Soggy surface.

Me: EWW!!! Danny D! You've got Splodgey Stuff on your shoe!

Danny D: I know!!! It's shit!

by DeathStorm™ June 1, 2009

yogurt spooge

The spray of yogurt drops that flies out and gets all over your desk or clothes when you open a container of yogurt.

Tracy: Ugh, dude, what's that white stuff all over your shirt?

Mike: That's yogurt spooge. Want some? (offers spoon)

by Yet Another Josh Cohen March 17, 2009