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Spit up

Spit up (or past tense, spat up) is a small bit of puke, usually the size of a quarter, but very rarely bigger, that would be classified as vomit. Typically happens in vurps or in very light nausea stages.
I just burped.. and I tasted a bit of spit up
by DoctorCaduceus February 13, 2021
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spit cookies

v. To vomit
I ate some bad mussels and I spit cookies all night!
by nrdsrfr March 10, 2014
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spit glasses

When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.
"Dude, I gave Sherry spit glasses, her nips tasted great!"

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by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 1, 2015
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Spitting Dragon

When you chug a whole can of red bull then masterbate
John didn't have lighter a at the barbecue so he performed the spitting dragon to start the grill
by Gandolf the blak February 24, 2021
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spit-pisser

A guy who has a compulsive need to spit into the urinal or toilet before or as he is urinating into it.
Guy #1: "Fred really wants to dominate urinals or something, he is always spitting AND pissing into them like they are some German porno actress."

Guy #2: "Nah man, he's just a spit-pisser that's all."
by Dr. Centaur June 3, 2015
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Spit swaps

It's some you do with you bsf we're you spit in each others mouth
2 friends laying in a bed chilling and then they spit swaps
by rostye45 May 31, 2021
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shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
by alchemist April 22, 2014
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