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Sperm Break 

noun -

1)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved are taking a leave of absence from education, society, and more importantly sex/masturbation.

2)A connotation used to define a period of time wherein the parties involved decide that they need to have sex or masturbate.

3)Another way to say/define Spring Break (as denoted by the large number of hook-ups that occur during this period of time off: see definition 4).

Adj. - Sperm Breaker

4)Another word for a condom
1) Man I've had too many hook-ups this semester, I need a sperm break so I can focus on my classes...

2) I'm soo stressed out right now I need a sperm break!

3) Oh man, I can't wait for Sperm Break! It's gonna be soo wild!

4) Do you have a sperm breaker by chance? I really need one bad!
Sperm Break by ExplicitLyrics April 1, 2009
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sperm dog 

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's, either simultaneously or not, rather than a wife and mistress, to practice your skills
sperm dog by Uncle Dimma March 20, 2021

SPERM AWAY  

Another term for a drunk bunch of lads streaking accross a field.
its to cold to sperm away !
SPERM AWAY by Sasha 123 November 15, 2007

sperm reciprocal 

(noun) A reciprocal for sperm; an opening, commonly an orifice, into which men commonly deposit sperm.

Examples: cunts, colons, mouths
Your mother may not look so tasty now, but at one point your father saw her as a wondrous sperm reciprocal.
Your existence is a testament to this.

Though born with a cleft palate, Anastasia rarely hesitated to offer up her agape mandable as any drifter's sperm reciprocal.



Sperm bridge 

An impressive arch achieved during ejaculation over a partner. Copious amounts of ejactulate is required to make the bridge shape. It must run from pelvis to chest.
Man I shot a sperm bridge over your mum last night.
Sperm bridge by Kidda101 December 12, 2013

sperm poisoning 

Slang term for becoming pregnant
Sarah looks like she got sperm poisoning

sperm ball 

Sperm ball is a truly amazing game invented by members of camp dave and team amazing at download 2007. It involves launching a sperm shaped ball at each other and hoping for the best.
"yo rexy wheres the sperm ball at"
sperm ball by [Super JO] January 5, 2009