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Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes 

Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes are Soap Shoes. They first appeared in Sonic Adventure 2. The reason of their inclusion was to advertise the Soap brand at the time. And because of the grinding mechanic. Sonic wears them. They later appeared in Sonic Forces, as an unlockable item for the Avatar.
Sonic's Hi Speed Shoes made Sonic really cool in SA2.
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Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
Sonic hand job by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
The Nigga that puts fear in these opps hearts , Local Sleepy Hollow Shooter/ gunner ,Your worst nightmare . Sonic D is a Satan disciple from the "Hollows". He is a straight mfkin savage ,everyone knows his name .Hes also sweet and Chinese 😎
Oh no ! There goes sonic D boutta go catch a body!
SONIC D by Angel Perez May 7, 2018

sonic shuffle 

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.
Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"

Sonic blast

It is when you are having sex and she rides you so good that when you pull out you nut powerful enough to paint the whole room and everything in it white.
Me: I was fucking this hoe raw last night and she was riding me like a Bugatti and I released the sonic blast and she was covered in my cum.

My friend: What?! I’m sorry dude. You need to find the right girl who could swallow it all.

Me: Don’t worry man I left that bitch on the front step for her dad to scoop her. Her dad will explain to her the importance of swallowing it all.
Sonic blast by Bigbob313 August 7, 2018

Sonic the Rock 

A nigga peen who tends to stay inside all day and waste his life watching youtube and playing video games. Usually a pale individual who stays in his room all day with his door locked hiding from his parents and the outside world.
That kid is such a Sonic the Rock, he never goes to school.
Sonic the Rock by guacamole peen April 29, 2019

sonic the hedgehog 

"bro sonic the hedgehog is so cool and fast, buy team sonic racing in stores now for $39.99."