Soldier massage

The popular practice in the marines where one man massages another man with his unshaven testicles

Colter Craig enjoyed a soldier massage by his fellow Montana recruit in preparation for basic training.

by Catfart406 June 26, 2016

backdoor sledgehammer

This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.

Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.

"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."

"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."

by Argonak October 11, 2008

soldier

The people who do the hardest job ever.

You should thank soldiers for more, they have a very hard job in shitty conditions with people who could kill them at anytime.

by colloquator November 2, 2008

sole proprietorship

(n.) Slang: Classy way to say "the business" in a sexual connotation.

Yeah, she's pretty hot, I'd give her the sole proprietorship.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

good soldier

a girl that gives a blowjob and swallows the load at completion.

Hey, I heard that Candice isn't a dirty cocksucker; she's a good soldier.

by Nero the Hero August 22, 2008

alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.

Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...

by Sting0 December 28, 2007

Lone Soldier

A legendary gamer, mainly from COD 2, COD 1, bf vietnam and guild wars. Lone Soldier is known world wide for being exceptionally good at online pc games and expresses his very high skilled gaming by owning everybody that has ever come across him.

"omg its lone soldier, i quit, we got no chance"

"hi lone, u rock, i want to be you"

"lone, nobody is as high skilled as you, do u hax?"

by aaron87 December 9, 2008