Soft Served

The shape of penis without getting a hard on. Also see marshmallowing.

Man 1: Can you believe this?! Congolese(People from Congo) people have an average dick length of 7 inches soft served!
Thot: Oml! I want to suck on those all day long!

by Mr.StealUrGirl69 January 18, 2018

Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.

Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.

by Dick Onchin July 29, 2021

soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.

Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"

by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

soft paws

Someone who can jerk off a guy while he sleeps

I tell you she is a soft paws she wanted me off and I did not wake up

by Adam with olly November 16, 2018

soft water

Soft water is an alternate term for the drug GHB (gamma-hydroxybutyric acid).

GHB is an agonist of the GABAb receptor, the GHB receptor, and the oxytocin receptor.

GHE has been widely used recreationally as well as medicinally. It acts as a strong sedative, yet also can have stimulatory effects.

GHB is a schedule I substamce, unless used medically (schedule III). It is referred to as a date rape drug.

It is also used as a muscle builder.

Xyrem (sodium oxybate) is the pill form prescribed for insomnia.

There are two main analogues that are widely sold as GHB when in fact they are: GBL (gamma butyrolactone) and BD (1,4 butanediol)

It is called soft water because it is slightly salty in taste, as

GHB is usually in the form of sodium salt. Thus giving merit to the name 'soft water' because 'softened water' usually has higher concentrations of sodium.

"Yo BRO you tryna hit some soft water when we hit the club tonight?"

"I drank so much soft water I went from one city to another without remember in what happened!"

"Like the first time you tried soft water" good Friday by WHY?

by Chaz Mcdapper July 28, 2017

Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect

I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants

by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018