Bed sniffer is someone who actively tries to get into other people's sex lives uninvited and when it is not their business. a bed sniffer is also when someone is on the act of persecuting people based on sexuality, non life threatening, and sanitary fetishes and kinks.
1. george: "Did you really tell the head of our department that Jack was having sexual relations with a customer that actually met at a cafe??"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
Jake: "of course I did, they were both men."
George: "Jake, you are just being a bed sniffer, the two did nothing wrong but shared coffee and went behind closed doors."
2. Blake: "Father Daniel what are you doing?"
Father Daniel: "I just got a collection of evidence for sinful sexual activities between Irene and Matthew."
Blake: "for what??? why would you be creepy like that?? their kinks have nothing to do with you.
Father Daniel: "it does because its just missionary and proper, soon the whole town will know of this evil and corruption"
Blake: "you are going too far bed sniffer!"
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Get the Leather Sniffer mug.Any person (usually a male) who has a peculiar taste or undiscovered fetish for feet or related body parts / sexual practices, but does not talk about it openly, just gives some unintendend hints without realizing it. He/she might as well talk a little about it without realizing that the case is not normal and assume that everyone has the same taste therefore not making him/her uncomfortable in the conversation, that person is also a pheet sniffer.
Gabriel: I think that women feet might be a deal breaker. If some hot chick had some nasty feet , I wouldn't date her or even come close to her.
Pasto(to Benjamin): Oh crap, Gabriel might actually be a pheet sniffer.
Pasto(to Benjamin): Oh crap, Gabriel might actually be a pheet sniffer.
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A: Damn, this cocaine stuff is awesome. I feel better than i ever did!
B: Yeah, wait till you stop sniffering and you find out how to do it right! It shoots right up in your brain!
B: Yeah, wait till you stop sniffering and you find out how to do it right! It shoots right up in your brain!
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