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Slurp N' Tiger

Similar to "slip n' slide", Slurp N' Tiger is the process of sliding down a series of wet tigers while drinking a delicious Sonic drink. Firstly, gather a couple tigers (anywhere between 3-14 should do) and hose them down with an industrial kitty water hose. DO NOT by ANY means feed the tigers cinnamon, THEY WILL HATE YOU. Then simply lay them all down on their sides in a row and slide down them. Don't forget the Sonic drink and, most importantly, have fun!
Mark: Oh goodness! Last night Tracy and I went Slurp N' Tigering in Link's backyard. It was so much fun!

Julie: Jolly, that's amazing! Did you do it "live" style?
Mark: OF COURSE. That's the ONLY way to do it!
by WhaleExpert February 13, 2010
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Turkey Slurpee

After work, my mom likes to relieve herself by gulping down a Turkey Slurpee.
by othisissalty March 4, 2011
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Chicago Slurpie

When you jizz in an ice tray, then freeze your man juice and then make your partner a nice slurpie with those ice cubes after you have sex with your partner.
Frank: Dude i gave angelica a slurpie after we had sex last night.
Jake: So?
Frank: A Chicago Slurpie!
Jake: Dude that's fucked up.
by James Hess March 30, 2008
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slurpee tumor

The sharp pain that can occur when one consumes a frozen beverage (milkshake, slurpee, piña colada) too quickly. The pain is a result of the nerves sending signals to the blood vessels that supply the brain, altering the blood flow. Synonym of brainfreeze.
Chloe took a big sip of her milkshake, and immediately put her hand to her head, "Ouch! Ouch! Slurpee tumor!"
by Aunt Tasty November 13, 2007
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Slurp

to eat and lick a very wet pussy. to swallow a girls orgasm juice
I slurped her
by clitlickericious December 15, 2008
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Curry Slurry

the curry slurry (see AGB) is truly the most hideous and unimaginably painfully amazing experience known to man.

the curry slurry is only achievable after a combination of potent vindaloo and a fuck off quantity of beer
i landed a sloppy curry slurry last night, it hurt so bad. it was amazing. my sphincter has never felt better.
by beerandcurry October 15, 2008
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Mexican super slurppy

when taking a wet shit and vomiting in a womans soaking wet vagina then putting a slurppy straw in and drinking it till its all gone!!
She got a blue waffle because I gave her a really hard Mexican super slurppy
by Moe Lestter January 17, 2011
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