Simp
Simp by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021
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1. A derogatory term referring to a person, typically male but can also be female, who has an unrequited crush on a content creator, character or celebrity (typically female). The simp usually donates money to their crush, has pictures of them posted on their wall and some write fanfiction of them. They do not take criticism to their crush well and will defend them constantly in hopes of gaining the crush’s affections.
2. A word children use to describe any male who interacts even slightly positively with a female. Men who are just friends with women, who hold doors open for them out of politeness or even just shows common decency toward them are at risk of being called a simp.
2. A word children use to describe any male who interacts even slightly positively with a female. Men who are just friends with women, who hold doors open for them out of politeness or even just shows common decency toward them are at risk of being called a simp.
1. “I don’t really like Belle Delphine-“
Simp: “Shut up you have terrible taste in content I’m never talking to you again.”
“ok simp”
2. “Your hair looks nice today, Rebecca.”
Some Kid: “ok simp”
“Dude thats my cousin.”
Simp: “Shut up you have terrible taste in content I’m never talking to you again.”
“ok simp”
2. “Your hair looks nice today, Rebecca.”
Some Kid: “ok simp”
“Dude thats my cousin.”
Simp by Auntie Cleo February 23, 2021
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Simp by TheSmartManWHoKnowsAll March 1, 2021
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This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.
Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
Simp by ChingleDingler March 2, 2021