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Four Knuckle Shuffle

Corey did the four knuckle shuffle while thinking about April.
by Casey April 28, 2003
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iPod Shuffle

1. The iPod Shuffle is effectively the little brother of the iPod. (Correction - The iPod mini is the little genious brother of the iPod, and the iPod Shuffle is the mentally disabled brother that is left in the closet when company comes over.)

2. The iPod Shuffle is the brain-child of Apple's brilliant marketing team. In the case of the iPod and iPod mini, I would argue that they are remarkable, worth-while, devices sought by the collective techno-savvy social culture, not simply social status knick-knacks. However, Apple's marketing team has pulled off pushing a device that blindly leads the user into a statistical fruit-salad of songs under the GENIOUS motto of "Life is Random".

3. To reitterate,
A - the iPod Shuffle, however less expensive, is a waste of your hard earned cash and has been linked to mass outbreaks of trichotillomania.

B - Apple's marketing team is outstanding and if I were going to finance and advertise a war, I would contract these people.

C - If you want an iPod so badly, pay the extra 50 bucks for a 4Gb iPod mini. You won't regret it.
Life is random, so why shouldn't my iPod Shuffle playlist be?
I can play songs on my iPod Shuffle.
Wow, I would love to have an iPod Shuffle!
by Aaron Silber May 26, 2005
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clive is so white
yeah, hes a double stuffed oreo
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stuffed

to have consumed food in such a large quantity that you feel your stomach is very full, to the point of almost or beyond the point of feeling nauseous.
"I'm so stuffed, I couldn't possibly get another piece of that delicious cake down."
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Shuffle Gods

The deities that controll the order of songs played while your mp3 player or iPod is on shuffle mode.
Flobots, Daft Punk, Lady Gaga??! I've been blest by the Shuffle Gods!!
by Killerobotpirate March 29, 2010
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stuff on your head

the phenominoa when you become much happier, or your outlook on life improves when you put stuff on your head
when you forget to be awesome, i advise you to put stuff on your head
by LIGHTNINGMAIDEN January 11, 2012
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THC Shuffle

This is the maneuver in which you shuffle up the weed in the bowl to get a better burn and see if there's any green left.
Yo, is the bowl cashed dude? Let's check it out with a THC Shuffle!
by Haywood Jabloeme December 23, 2004
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