jumbo panty shrimp

An extremely large clitoris, that extends past the labia by at least 3".

Many people thought Wanda was a tranny, but in reality, she just had a jumbo panty shrimp.

by bob stalkerman December 2, 2013

muddy popcorn shrimp

when you have severe diareah and it comes out looking like muddy popcorn shrimp.

"omg dude i total just hatched a muddy popcorn shrimp after eating kfc!"

by totalbastardguy March 4, 2010

Creamy shrimp ass

The feeling you get on the ride home after eating Shrimp Fest at Red Lobster.

"oh shit, i have creamy shrimp ass, i better get to a toilet soon. Damn you Red Lobster!!!"

by pickleshake April 25, 2010

Ur dick a shrimp

The most hurtful words of all time

Sergio: ur mum gay
Jaden: ur dick a shrimp
*world ends*

by ImYoDaddy03 May 21, 2018

Filipino Shrimp Boat

while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.

I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.

by Scuba Bird November 19, 2009

genius shrimp cocktail

What geniuses have at their genius parties.

"I'd love to come to your party! It's one of my genius friends! It sounds like an absolutely genius time! Oh! Will they have genius shrimp cocktail there?"
"Yes. They taste genius."
"Mmm! Fantastic ... I mean genius!"

by NinjaJesus December 12, 2004

shrimp mode

When a persons penis is so small it resembles a shrimp. Usually occurring in cold weather.

This water is freezing! Look, I’m in shrimp mode!

by Mtspndtcm September 27, 2017