April Panic Shagging

Specifically pertaining to a ski-season.

As April arrives and the end of winter approaches - bar-staff, chalet hosts, ski instructors all realise it is the last week or two to get laid. As horniness and desperation rates soar, inflated levels of grimy, grotty one-night stands are recorded in ski-resorts across the world.

Guy1: Wow, did you hear that Dad shagged our chalet host last night?

Guy2: Not the hot one?!

Guy1: Yep - classic April Panic Shagging

by TW98 June 4, 2011

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shaggis

A form of Haggis (a Scottish gourmand speciality) made with shell-fish.

I say maw, could we have some shaggis this evening instead of regular haggis?

by McAC January 20, 2009

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Shaggy

Shaggy, is the ever immortal and ever so powerful being. he harnesses all powers from every soul or being of which he erases from existence, thusfore eventually forcing Shaggy to face his own creator, God himself, shaggy used 41% percent of his infinite power to incinerate God in order to harness his ultimate power. Shaggy now possesses unimaginable power, yet typically portrays himself as a lvl 0 Mortal Human (i.e average American human).

Has previously erased the 2nd dimension for fun using 3.8% of his power.

Also detests LGBTQRSVP members and summons them to eternal pain.

Iron Man: the last infinity stone is in this sandwich thanos.

Thanos: you really think a sandwich will stop me fool? *Kill sandwich*

Shaggy: Hey has anyone seen my sandwich??

Thanos: 🤐😭😱

by @sarotajohn January 28, 2019

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