shave my head

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

by Stevenfuckedurmother February 21, 2023

Gentleman's Shave

This is when you shave your Genitals and butt hole in preparation for the summer months at the beach.

"Bro, I need to have a gentleman's shave before i can to go Ibiza"

by Grandmaster Pope March 8, 2020

Breakup shave

When your girl dumps you and you cut off your manhood (not your piss/fuck one, your face one)

"Hey man, Emily broke up with me I think it's time for a breakup shave"

by Tork, Lewith October 3, 2016

shaved llama

an ugly girl with buck teeth and an unusual shaped head

wow look at that shaved llama! I wouldn't wanna be seen with that

by LOL@LYFE May 25, 2016

shave your nan

A phrase used by LEWIS which means you should shave your nan;)

"Oi you, go shave your nan!"

by John the bum whikew January 8, 2018

rubber shavings

A shaving made from a rubber when it is being used

When a rubber is being used shavings come of it"stop eating those rubber shavings charles,"

by Hubababuba January 17, 2019

Penis shavings

when you sucked a dick for so long you feel like your still choking on it

Damn!!! I just got some good dick from Demetri. I still got penis shavings in my throat

by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016