Butt Shark

A person who constantly seeks opportunities to kiss ass.

Watch ot for Jones, he's a Butt Shark.

Smith will Shark you to get ahead.

That asshole Jackson sharked me in front of Maintenance Control.

by Ed USN RET March 23, 2006

park shark

noun; one who drives round and round a parking lot, stalking pedestrians in the hopes of snagging their space. Can also be used as a verb: park sharking.

"There's one! There's one! Come on, we gotta park shark that girl; she's three feet from the door."

by Pentacookie November 20, 2007

humping the shark

Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.

When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.

"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.

"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.

by scodder June 2, 2010

Jerk Shark

Much like a shark, this person under-exaggerates their ability at certain games. The jerk factor is added by the fact that this person does this to friends, not unsuspecting pool hall drunks.

Richard invites Greg over to play Guitar Hero, saying that he is only on Easy mode. Greg comes over only to get his butt whipped by someone who can 5 star his way through hard.

Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"

by CHRISGRE January 1, 2009

Clout Shark

Someone who is obsessed with gaining clout.

"Look at dylan taking pictures of his bud, what a Clout Shark

by Harvester7X October 20, 2018

bum shark

The bum shark is a predator who seeks bum of the unsuspecting man.

OH NO WATCH YOURE REAR HERE COMES A BUM SHARK !!!!!!!!!!!

bum

by Finn2232 December 29, 2017

Uni-Shark

a Shark that has a rainbow color for its body color, and a unicorn horn that shoots out rainbows on its head, and has wings so it can fly around.

"you know that KA_TheLegend flies the legendary Uni-Shark"

by KA_TheLegend February 24, 2017