liquid shard

A liquid shard is formed from drinking only liquid health shakes, or any kind of food blended up into a shake.

Peter went to do a fart and realizes it was a liquid shard instead, thus clenching his bum cheeks to hold the sloppy diarrhea in place.

by Mexican midget June 30, 2017

Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes May 27, 2018

scuba sharks

the bestest underwater pals you could have :).

the scuba sharks belonged to Forrest and would die with them in a heartbeat.

by fonfoo June 2, 2018

seeing sharks

When someone is overthinking a situation, and therefore think that they are diving so deep they can see sharks, but really, they're just imagining them ("seeing" them in their head).

See Deeping it.

1 - I don't think she's into me.. Don't you think she's being a bit too friendly with Sue in that dark corner of this nondescript party??

2 - Mate, you're seeing sharks, I swear. Becky is as straight as Melissa's hair. You need to relax.

by ittybittysmalls April 4, 2019

lonesome shard

The lonesome shard is always out at night. Ice makes them nice.

Theyre always paranoid , they are sneaky and suspicious. They may never be seen asleep.
And don't ask if theyre hungry .

Toothless as fuck .

Person 1) why do you stay inside all day and tweak out?
Person 2) I'm a lonesome shard.

by Yourlksdkkk May 18, 2020

Big Shads

A small, black, female kitten, often named Shadow, who boofs and destroys entire civilisations with her sheer cuteness

Oh no! Big Shads is coming! Run for your lives!

by MoonSpider2099 February 1, 2021

selling shares of corporations

Another term for Selling drugs

Person 1: How are you making so much money? Do you have a job?
Person 2: No I’m selling shares of corporations

by 316136136136174 February 17, 2021