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AK farty-seven

A fart that sounds like an AK - 47 assault rifle.
"Dude, your ass sounds like an AK farty-seven....wow."
by shankmaster 5000 September 1, 2009
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Half Your Age Plus Seven

Years ago this rule-of-thumb stated that a man is most attracted physically to a woman half his age plus seven. But in recent years this rule has been perverted. The new meaning is that dating a woman younger than "half your age plus seven" is considered anything from "inappropriate" to "indecent".

How superficial is that.

Other superficial rules have fallen away over time.
- Religion: In our society today, most people approve of a romance where the participants have different religions. Right?
- Height: It's ok for the woman to be taller than the man. No?
- Race/Ethnicity: They might be different races, ethnicities, or come from vasty different cultures / nations, and that is ok, right?
- Gender: A majority even approve of same-sex relationships.

But G-d forbid that a 50 year old man should date a 31 year old woman? This is indecent?

If you really are judging other peoples romantic relationships by this "half plus seven" rule, you need to do some soul searching.
That young guy is complaining because the women he's attracted to is dating an older man. He says they break the "half your age plus seven" rule. But hey, they sure look happy together!
by Michael-A July 15, 2013
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Sender's Remorse

The feeling you get almost immediately after you have responded to an email or text, that caused you to become irate.
I replied to my manager telling her she's being insubordinate. Damn, I think I'm having sender's remorse, hope I don't get fired...
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Savdeep

I FCKING LOVE YOU !!!! MARRY ME SAVDEEP !!!

omg. Savdeep is the person I am crushing on
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Seven Hole

The seven hole is a curling shot or location on a curling sheet where the rock is thrown with a 7 weight in attempt to land it on the button (seven hole) in the house.
Drop it in the seven hole! Or, give me the seven hole!
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Twenty Seven Up

To be 27'd up: Love to touch / be touched, holding hands, cuddle, give rubs, kissing the back of the neck, play with hair and spoon all night! ~ Wrapped up in you!
My absolutel favorite to do is to Twenty Seven Up (27’d UP) At the end of the day the city’s asleep, I'm wide awake with the girl of my dreams and all that we’ve got....is the only thing I'll ever need.
by michaelbchicago January 3, 2012
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nude sender

Somebody who sends nudes with the intention of other people jacking off to them.
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