lawn service

The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.

Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."

"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."

"Lawn service?"

"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
by lechiffrefreakout October 17, 2015
mugGet the lawn servicemug.

Guelph police service

Madd is contractually supported by Guelph police service and kill children by the 1000s
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
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Streaming services

These things are not by any chance free; the videos are low-quality and it’s better if one visits WcoTV or Watch Cartoons Online, that’s the real deal.
Who the heck pays $100 per month for some lame streaming services?!
by JeffyFanatic5000 June 7, 2024
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Terms Of service

Something that your ment to read but if your normal you just check the box while you get crammed with cookies.
The Terms Of Service Can mess you up and ruin your computer
by TeaTimesLuvzDaSoot April 14, 2023
mugGet the Terms Of servicemug.

Angry Service Truck

When your on your knees changing a tire and the bend door smacks you in the back of the head
Cale was on a road call and was angry service trucked....
by PrincessRose0413 February 19, 2022
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servicism

The culture of girls servicing boys sexually, preferably in their parents' basement because they can't handle or can't have emotional attachments to others
She's all about servicism; she doesn't fall in love.
by LellaAngelina September 24, 2016
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memorayal service

A funeral for an eel.
Eels live differing lengths of time depending on species, habitat, whether or not they are in da wild or raised in captivity, etc., and so it's uncertain when a memorayal service will be held in any given locale.
by QuacksO May 29, 2023
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