Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015
Get the Bail Seedsmug. My teacher is a seed.
by WHY314 October 3, 2015
Get the Seedmug. by Skamakazi March 28, 2010
Get the Sleepy Seedmug. When someone kills a joke, usually by adding an extra part which tends not to be funny, (see example)
Lee "Volcanoes in Iceland, what's next Earthquakes in Tesco"
Alex "Yeah, and Tsunamis in Sainsbury's"
Lee "Super-seeded it!"
killed it
Alex "Yeah, and Tsunamis in Sainsbury's"
Lee "Super-seeded it!"
killed it
by Ivor B. Igmouth July 4, 2010
Get the Super-seeded itmug. by Moose lips January 30, 2019
Get the Satan’s seedmug. The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
Get the Unicorn Seedmug. Seeds generally means research chemicals. Originates from one of the most popular research chemical LSA which is in the form of seeds.
Dude 1: Wow bro, these seeds are really kickin in i feel like im letting go of my ego and becoming one with the universe.
Dude 2: Needn't say that, i already telepathically saw that tought before you said it.
Dude 2: Needn't say that, i already telepathically saw that tought before you said it.
by Kurcho December 3, 2018
Get the Seedsmug.