The secret shelf

When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and you are in for some freaky shit!

Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!

by Sam Deighton March 14, 2009

Verbal Secretion

When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.

Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"

Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011

edds.secretcacawater

One of the most random people you could ever meet

Person 1: hey! Do you know edds.secretcacawater?

Person 2: Yeah! They are pretty cool

by Junkofreakenenoshima April 18, 2021

Super Ninja Secret

Super Ninja Secret (Adj.) a. To describe a secret that is ultimately THE SECRET that no one knows about or ever will. b. A secret that you can't even tell your bestest friend, or anyone for the fear it would get out. c. A secret that you can't tell no matter what. d. the secret your mother warned you about. e. when someone says they would have to kill you if they told you...yeah, that's a super ninja secret!

"OOOHHH yeah.....that secret....it's a Super ninja secret... I can't tell you!"

The best way to have sex, is still a super ninja secret.

What happened to JFK, is a super ninja secret.

Jimmy Hoffa remains a super ninja secret.

by KitKatt73 March 14, 2010

Daddy's secret recipe

When either your boyfriend or Daddy makes cookies or any number of baked goods using his semen as a substitute for any ingredients. It may also just be added in.

Nathaniel: How did you make these cookies taste so good?
Shaun: It's daddy's secret recipe!

by titiesrule1111111 July 28, 2017

i go camping in secret

I go camping in secret is from the television show "How I met your mother" after Ted tells Robin that he loves her, he leaves and let's her think about if she loves him back. When he wakes up he thinks of what he'll say to Robin and decides to tell her to forget he ever said it. When he exits his room he panics and yells "I go camping in secret!" Which was an allusion to temporary Lyme disease.

George: "I love you!"
Sally: "About what you're saying..."
George:"I go camping in secret!"

by Tedmoesby, architect October 12, 2017

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020