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seasonal depression

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.
Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.
by M3M3life December 22, 2021
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Stuffed Seaman

A term coined in the U.S. Navy by a bunch of Petty Officers after performing a circle jerk on a lone seaman recruit as part of Naval customs.
Franklin, did you hear about Schwab? He became the last of us to become a Stuffed Seaman. Now they are rotating the schedule and you're first up again.
by Yo' Mama May 5, 2004
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cranberry season

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding
Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 8, 2009
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mostaccioli season

That time of year when there are graduation parties every weekend usually starting from the last week of May or first week of June to about the second-to-last weekend of July. The graduation party standard wherever you go is usually fried chicken and mostaccioli, therefore a lot of mostaccioli will be consumed.
Chuck: Hey man, it's about to be mostaccioli season. You ready to load up some Dixie plates?

Nick: Chuck we graduated 12 years ago, who do you know that is still in high school?

Chuck: I don't care! I'm getting my 'choli on whether you like it or not!
by shiftyclaybob June 14, 2010
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treadmill season

around mid-November to early March, when it becomes too cold to continue to run outside and you are forced to move your runs inside to a treadmill.
Oscar, the buff guy who works at the gym: Haven't seen you in a long time, mate.

Dakota: Came to hit the treadmill. It's treadmill season.

Oscar: Cheers!
by WaffleParty November 20, 2010
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baby season

The time of year when babies are popping out of hospitals faster than dead cancer patients. Usually April and September.
Damn, it must be baby season because 6 of my cousins had babies last week.
by LuxDarling July 21, 2015
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cap season

Cap Season is amung us!
by AngelBoo11 April 2, 2016
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