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Scamp & Burn Us

An establishment that relentlessly tries to self-improve through high grade kleptomania and a penchant for buggery . The Bar Manager is a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. The owner likes to womanize and drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented Bongo's Bingo. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
"Dr Evil used to own Scamp & Burn Us and then he decided to stop being such a c*nt"
by Gandhi's Flip Flop August 2, 2019
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Scimpus

A kid who has no idea what the FUCK he is doing
Scimpus over here touched the soccer ball with his hands.
by Thicc Unit February 27, 2020
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Scrumpfer

A scruffy and grumpy dog, especially one who takes up maximum room on the bed and then loudly growls when anyone requires that he moves.
Look at Mowgli! That dog is really cute, but he’s a scrumpfer.
by Lkblr March 11, 2020
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Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.
Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!
by Monskam22 March 11, 2020
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Scrumpling

To sort through a questionable group of items.
I was scrumpling through clothes at Goodwill and found a really cute top!
by Baylor March 20, 2020
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Scrump

The kind of chump that makes exploits for Source games.
"Stop scripting ya fucking scrump!"
by Hawkeren April 30, 2020
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Scrumpdate

A specific date/time where a team meets to discuss any updates on the newest sprint team or recent developments.
Hey, Pete is going to join our scrumpdate later today.
by Notactuallyahumanatall May 20, 2020
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