Scandies

Nudes

Dude, I got some sexy ass scandies from Lisa yesterday. She's so down.

by nasty_nancy September 12, 2016

Scandenier

One who refuses to acknowledge the existence of a large portion of northern Europe

Mark can't look at an Ikea, he is a scandenier

by Synonyms October 1, 2016

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

scandinasiom

people say its made up but really it means, Out of your mind, wide imagination, amazing mind abliaties

My friend has a very scandinasiom mind.

by thebubblecreightonloverbuster February 18, 2017

Scandinavian Cheese Shredder

Two Scandinavian men and a woman are having a gangbang when the woman pulls out a cheese grater and proceeds to shave the skin of their penises and cut off all their pubes. She then puts the duck skin shavings and pubes on nachos and microwaves it and forces the men to consume it.

The Scandinavian Cheese shredder I saw on TV was so well done!

by Btrain8585 March 22, 2017

Scan

A person who is in a state of monks or someone who is acting like a monks

Last night my bro was being very scan when he lied to my face

by Gingerpubes1691 April 11, 2017

scandinavian paintjob

After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.

"Sarah gave me the nastiest scandinavian paintjob last night, it got everywhere"

by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017