iranian sand

The act of injecting sand directly into your veins to gain the greatest high you will ever feel before you die
Yo man he ODed on iranian sand a week ago
by Jerry the Butcher February 06, 2018
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Sand Cannon

Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.
Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?
by JosephMayo June 11, 2018
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Sand Kelp

When someone is in such over reactive distress that they cannot speak clearly and attempt to say Send Help.
Oh my god I'm overworked/ Please Sand Kelp!!!
by hottstepper November 21, 2019
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sand nugget

A shit lightly covered in sand meant to simulate the out appearance of a rock. Usually used as a prank or method of hiding shame/ protecting dignity.
Dude! I stepped in a sand nugget the other day, twas bullshit.

Shit Dog Shit
by Jeremy's Dunk June 05, 2014
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sand roller

Simply put, a girl who wears excessive amounts of make-up almost as if she "rolls" in it every day. Usually a simple-minded prep.
"Man dat girl sexy, want me summa dat, OMNOMNOM."
"Nah, she's just a sand roller. Look how much make-up that prep has on."
by NHS Sucks March 22, 2012
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sanding pinocchio

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.
by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008
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Sand Groove

A beach version of a butt groove. A dent, or groove, that has been hand (or ass) crafted, whilst one is relaxing or tanning at the beach, molded to fit the body.
You can make dents for your butt, Pillows for your head, ditches for breathing spaces when your lying on your tummy, the possibilites are endless!
One Dude *Laying on back wriggling bum into sand*
Another Dude: "Dude what are you doing?"
One Dude: "Im working on my sand groove!"
by Groovealot December 09, 2009
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