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Samuel Harness 

The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama
Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!
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samuel con 

a teenager who has a strange obsession with animal jam, loves drugs, and repeatedly says no shit sherlock.
Your such a samuel con stop watching breaking bad
no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con

Samuel Au 

Handsome Asian guy with 6 pack abs who starts every conversation at a high school and start with "Want to have sex with me. What's your number so I can come to your house and bang you up. 😏"
A guy pulled an Samuel Au on me when he wanted to have sex right away instead of actually getting to know me first.

That's so Samuel Au of you to treat that boy like a piece of meat.

I'm no Samuel Au! I love girl not boys!

Samuel Francis Kiszka 

amazing, awesome, coolest, perfect bass player, insanely good looking, has hair that is more beautiful and luscious than any woman's, funny, in a really good band. THE BEST
Samuel Francis Kiszka is hot.

Samuel L Jackson 

THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST ACTING MOTHERFUCKER SINCE MARLON MOTHERFUCKING BRANDO. SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON HAS ACTED IN EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE EVER MADE. ROYAL WITH CHEESE. MOTHERFUCK.
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SITH IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GALAXY" - SAMUEL L JACKSON
Samuel L Jackson by zer0t October 28, 2011

Samuel Kevin 

The best thing that has happened to Elisha. The kindest most patient man ever and anyone would be lucky to know him.
Samuel Kevin by thiqueapple June 17, 2019

Samuel L. Jackson 

Somebody who, if you are white, would probably make you kill yourself if you had to sit across from them on a train.
Samuel L. Jackson: Say what one more time mothafucka
Samuel L. Jackson by jrich69 May 21, 2006