Sam

a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.

"Is Juul coming to the beach on Thursday?"
"Na, he sammed it"

by Stijner June 20, 2019

The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you

OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!

by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019

Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.

Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.

by Broome123 May 16, 2016

Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms

Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.

by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018

Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.

Sam is Gay, annoying and fucked in the head.

by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam

Cruuuusty face boy

Sam has a very crusty faaace

by Fungus the dinosaur May 10, 2018

Sam

Asshole Gaylord

Person 1: is that sam
Person 2: the Gaylord? Fuck him

by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018