Your one in a million, best freind, hectic captain, funny cunt, wanna eat your face sometimes but I think that's illegal. And yea take care Bruvv
by Billesucksdick October 3, 2016
Get the Sammug. The BIGGEST chick magnet in any school. Always receiving emails from females and is known by everyone.
by UNCOUNTABLE March 17, 2022
Get the SAMmug. Sam is a quiet guy who only shows who he really is to his best friends, he trusts no one and is very wise. Everyone needs a Sam in there life and any girl is lucky to have Sam as a boyfriend. Sam can make your life amazing or he can ruin it, depends on how you act towards him.
by Thesupertranslator April 25, 2019
Get the Sammug. A horny ass motherfucker who likes to shove his tongue in the asshole of every one willing to let him
by Awesomedicklick September 1, 2016
Get the Sammug. Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.
Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018
Get the Sammug. by LONGDIKSTYLE September 21, 2016
Get the Sammug. Sam messes with babies
by solomon james January 23, 2019
Get the Sammug.