Swolo

A word me and my friends came up with that means “cool”. It is dirt iced from the meme of Kylo Ren not wearing a shirt in Star Wars episode 8.

Guy 1: “check out my new mixtape I made”
Guy 2: “dude that’s not very swolo”

by Safewordisbannana2003 July 18, 2018

swoofie

Swoofie - asinine fool

Wow man look at Nick J he’s such a swoofie

by Peqches November 5, 2018

swoomers

Swoomers don’t play the game, they are the game.
To be mackin.

Swoomers are prepared for whatever awaits them.

Swoomers can say whatever, to whomever, whenever.
Swoomers don't take NO for an answer.
Swoomers demand excellence.

When the swoomers was swoomin', they had no chance.

by #gamestud1 November 19, 2018

swoon

Making someone love you. Most effective way to use is by making sure to tell the girl that you have 1000 fortnite wins and have a 40 kill game.

I'm gonna swoon her

by WillSoutham December 29, 2018

swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.

About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

Swoodeasu

An otaku that dedicates songs to 2Ds on Soundcloud. a true master of hentai, really knows his way around his sword, cool dude none the less, more so than most. He supports broccoli in MacnCheese and coleslaw. definitely a man of culture. Is essentially step-siblings with Dollia.

damn, did you hear Swoodeasu's new track? it's fire!

by tzfsr June 13, 2019

Swoon

A word that doesn’t really belong in the English vocabulary. If used in communication with other people, severe stress related disorders may arise. The origins of the word Swoon are believed to begin in the early psychiatric institutions of south east Scandinavia

Josh avoids the word swoon at all costs because he knows what could happen if he lets it into his vocabulary. Josh is smart

by Finn Avery June 30, 2019