stoner accident

A simple mistake made by a stoned individual, such as knocking the ash tray. The person it most affects gets unneccesrily angry when the accident is trivial.

Sid i cant believe you dropped the zoot, thats well out of order, minus 3 tokes for you, thats not cool A typical stoner accident

by Dubvision October 15, 2009

stingy stoner

A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.

normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".

stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".

normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"

thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

stoner name

a name in which many (i.e. dealers and acquaintances) use to call you. Many names have reason behind it either it a childhood memory or just a habit. Other names have no meaning at all and aren't used except as the person's name in someone's cell phone. A stoner name begins to consume you when you get heavier at smoking and soon there will be two of a person: the regular one with the birth name and the stoner named one.

Stoner names are not to be made fun of in anyway, shape or form. They are to be handled with respect.

R: Have you seen Stitches walking around here?
B: No but I've seen Vi-
R: NO! No I need Stitches.
B: He won't be back for a while, he's getting blazed.
R: Fucking stoner name changed him for the worse.

by Brittney Sade August 22, 2008

stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh

"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."

by hnk14 April 25, 2010

The Stoner's Haircut

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.

Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!

by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011

Stoner meal

A random assortment of food prepared and eatin by a stoned individual. these items were chosen by the stoner for consumption based on their amount of effort to achieve. This assortment of food may include as as rediculous as items as the following: carrot raisen muffin, beef jerky, string cheese, and pickles.

Dude im so high, im down for a stoner meal, alright man lets see whats in the fridge.

by davidmact June 7, 2011

Stoner Tangent

A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.

Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.

by betterThanGreg March 22, 2009