snail puddle

When a woman has an organism leaving behind a snail puddle. Meaning extra lubrication secretion on any surface visible.

My girlfriend had a snail puddle on my sheets

by Harley36 August 24, 2015

Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

by Sasquatch67 March 9, 2016

Snail Trail

When a male ejaculates inside a female and she proceeded to slide her vagina across her partner's chest, leaving a snail like trail with his sperm.

Sex last night was absolutely amazing. Up until then it was rather dull until she surprised me by finishing things up with a Snail Trail.

by Dzwsin April 3, 2016

snails

shailaa

snails: ew

by jdokvdeyhvdryj July 18, 2019

Snailed

When a guy cums into a girl and she forcibly slides her pussy up over his chest and onto his face.

“Damn, I got snailed by that bitch last night”

by Sexy-Rabbi July 20, 2019

Snail Life

To be unemployed but still awesome as shit. Those a part of Snail Life may show respect to one another by throwing up the gang sign (closed fist resting uttop a slanted peace sign - makes a snail).

The snail life chose me. They could never handle the snail life.

by Snaillifer December 16, 2019

snail racing

You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.

best done on a carpet.

person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day

by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019