Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener

My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener

by San Whorlo February 20, 2018

Shave the baby

Business buzzword - Meaning to streamline something as much as possible.

On this project we really need to shave the baby

by biggianteggman February 12, 2009

iranian shaved ice

When you shave your pubes, freeze them, roll them in a ball and choke a midget with them.

Me and musashi10000 did an iranian shaved ice last night, it was great. They will be missed

by Musashis widow February 2, 2024

gentleman's shave

like a hitler except you use you feces to give her/him a moustache and a soul patch, like a frenchman

mikey went to sleep first and i didnt wipe all the way so i gave him a gentleman's shave. he never slept over my house again.

by the black t-dog November 14, 2009

Sticky shave

This move is performed during sexual intercourse, and occurs after the male ejaculates. The male aims his seamen into his hands, rubs it together into a evenly spread liquid and slaps it across his partners face.

Hey darling I've came, fancy a sticky shave?

by IronBrewCan August 12, 2021

Shave

To transliterate into Shavian, a rare alphabet used to write the English language.

"Seems like 'Thai,' 'tie' and 'tye' all shave to 𐑑𐑲."

by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025

Deli-shaved

Term to describe the condition of a woman's labia.

One buddy to the other, "She was like deli-shaved roast beef down there bro."

"TMI dude...thanks". Said the other.

by PaRa DoX June 11, 2018