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park shark

noun; one who drives round and round a parking lot, stalking pedestrians in the hopes of snagging their space. Can also be used as a verb: park sharking.
"There's one! There's one! Come on, we gotta park shark that girl; she's three feet from the door."
by Pentacookie November 20, 2007
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loan shark

A person who issues illegal loans, with outrageous interest, and if you don't pay it back over a certain period of time, he a) breaks your legs, b) breaks your face c) kills you.
Billy talked to the loan shark, and we found him sleepin with the fishies.
by Joseth Rainrieg July 18, 2004
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Baby Shark

The dumbest song that always gets stuck in my head
"Baby shark, do--"
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."
by Gamer Gek May 31, 2021
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Uni-Shark

a Shark that has a rainbow color for its body color, and a unicorn horn that shoots out rainbows on its head, and has wings so it can fly around.
"you know that KA_TheLegend flies the legendary Uni-Shark"
by KA_TheLegend February 24, 2017
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humping the shark

Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.
When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.

"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.

"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.
by scodder June 2, 2010
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Shark Snout

Shark Snout: noun - shahrk snout

A shark snout is a semi rare tropical and subtropical species. It can best be described as the anatomical converse of the infamous "Whale Tail". It entails a member of the male species wearing ill fitting female underwear. When viewed from the frontal plane, the male testes (balls, scrot, etc...) are pendulous on either side of the thin material dividing the apparatus. It is often too dangerous a creature to view in the direct wild.
eg) "Dude, you better get your boyfriend... He's high on PCP, running around outside in the street, and rockin' a shark snout."
by Sklag September 10, 2011
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Clout Shark

Someone who is obsessed with gaining clout.
"Look at dylan taking pictures of his bud, what a Clout Shark
by Harvester7X October 20, 2018
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