When a man doesn't want to get caught whacking off by his wife, so he goes and sits in the car to rub one out.
So last night I told the wife that I forgot to take the trash out. So then I sat in the car and performed a knight rider on myself.
by cowboy orange March 22, 2011
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1) To roll in your car with drugs, guns, or other shit you don't want the cops to find. Usually drugs.
2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.
2) To not have taken a shower in awhile or wiped one's ass properly.
1)
"They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty."
(Chamillionaire - "Ridin' Dirty")
2)
Jim: "Hey, get your ass over here. There's grippa bitches. What's taking so long?"
James: "Give me 20 minutes. Gotta take a shower."
Jim: "Dude, you don't need a shower. The party's not gonna wait."
James: "No, you don't understand...it was chili con carne night and we're out of T.P. The neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun."
Jim: "OOOOH yeah, good call. You really don't want to ride dirty like that."
"They see me rollin', they hatin', patrollin'
Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty."
(Chamillionaire - "Ridin' Dirty")
2)
Jim: "Hey, get your ass over here. There's grippa bitches. What's taking so long?"
James: "Give me 20 minutes. Gotta take a shower."
Jim: "Dude, you don't need a shower. The party's not gonna wait."
James: "No, you don't understand...it was chili con carne night and we're out of T.P. The neighbors came over to complain because they thought someone was playing the trumpet terribly while firing a machine gun."
Jim: "OOOOH yeah, good call. You really don't want to ride dirty like that."
by Nick D June 11, 2006
Get the ride dirty mug.1. A vehicle or mode of transportation. Usually belongs to someone else.
2. A sexual position when the female is on top and the male is prone on his back.
3. A sexually desirable male from a female point of view.
2. A sexual position when the female is on top and the male is prone on his back.
3. A sexually desirable male from a female point of view.
1. Let's use jesse's ride. It's got room and an a/c.
2. We had sex all night honey. You'll have to ride me now, i'm beat.
3. Look at him sarah! He's a ride!
2. We had sex all night honey. You'll have to ride me now, i'm beat.
3. Look at him sarah! He's a ride!
by Brian Eakerous December 28, 2003
Get the ride mug.'ride or die chick' refers to someone who (normally a girl, hence the word chick) is down for everything & anything. Basically down for both the bad and the good.
by Gabiita May 29, 2008
Get the ride or die chick mug.A male who is consistently kissing another man's ass in attempt to gain his acceptance, laughs a little too loud at jokes in an attempt to fit in, seems to mold himself out of another man he admires <scary!> wanting to be just like another dude so much it gets to the point where it becomes an abnormal obssession that causes his idol to try to avoid him and his idol's girlfriend to get freaked out by the dick rider's clinginess.
Oh, Todd just changed his opinion again because he overheard what Steve thought about the subject. He even tries to wear his hair like Steve! What a dick rider!
by sjane November 14, 2005
Get the dick rider mug.The recreational activity of broke high school chicks driving around a major US city without their shirts on, thus only wearing a bra. Generally causes comotion for fellow motorists, but is good for getting free drive-thru food. Originated in Las Vegas, NV, circa 1997.
My friends and I had no money but a full tank of gas, so we drove around town shirt-less and had a moxie bra ride.
by Deanna B. October 5, 2005
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