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el readable

the most devious and androgenous fella out there, a vore enjoyer. as the name suggests, quite possibly the MOST readable human in history, or to be more specific, in the game Brawlhalla.
average person: el reabable is soooooo readable

el readable: grr woof woof pwease stop bweing mwean to meee
by Char Lee Sang April 28, 2022
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go read a book about india

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.
"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"
by JormanThoad March 2, 2017
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Reading

In gay culture, the act of pointing out a flaw in someone else (usually publicly and in front of them) and exaggerating it.
Gay guy 1: "Those shorts weren't made for you, honey. Look at that muffin top. More like a cupcake top!"
Gay guy 2: "Bitch, why are you reading me?
by robby-pooh August 30, 2013
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read for filth

The act of criticizing, or being criticized to the fullest extent.
She got read for filth by the judges on the runway.
by the-dwarfer July 11, 2016
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Read it and weep

From a poker playing expression, “read ‘em and weep” used when you finally reveal your winning hand to the other players, especially when they think you have nothing and are bluffing.
Basically the same as “In your face!”
Hey, Mom, I know you think I’m a dumbass, but here’s my report card.
All A’s! Read it and weep!
by Like_Mezcal May 16, 2018
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Scum Read

Typically used online

Reading how a person types and comparing it to how someone else types, which could help add suspicion that those two are actually the same person. This tactic is defined and also used in the game "Town of Salem", where people read the way a Death Note is typed compared to how town members type, which can help add suspicion on to them as the murderer.
A town member on a game of Town of Salem had the same perfect grammar as was featured in some Death Notes. Turns out my scum reading worked; they were the Mafioso!
by BATMN every day December 11, 2018
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x reader

A genre of fanfiction where the reader is the main character, and all events are described in vivid detail as happening to him/her. Usually used for lemon fics but is not limited to such. Usually involves sexual interactions between the reader and a character of the author's choice (Character usually being a popular dreamboat male character).

Most of these fanfics are found on deviantart, mostly for female audiences, sometimes appealing to male audiences, either straight or gay.
I recently read a story from creepypasta called "Jeff the Killer". It was a great story, so I asked my friend if she knew anymore Jeff stories, and she sent me a Jeff x reader fic. I'm never gonna take her advice on reading ever again.
by Prestonkei November 7, 2013
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