drag racing

a race between to men dressed as women

#1: you know iwas looking up adhd on urban dictionary and i think-
#2: -OH LOOK A FAG DRAG RACING!!

by thisismyaccount60 December 28, 2010

Human race

Dipshits who fuck up their own planet for money that has no real worth.

Wait a second...

The human race is so wasteful.

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

granny racing

one of the single most great sports you can see.
it mainly involves 2 old grannys could be old men but either way works. on the little buggy things they have racing down a street at the speed of 0.5 miles per a hour. and if your lucky your see one of those ultra competitive old people who try and barge the other person off.

"hey i just saw some granny racing between 2 old boy-racers they had well sweet buggys with 20 inch rims"

by elboydo August 3, 2007

race nark

Some kid who rocks up to your party who you dont even know, and when you make race jokes with ur friends (all in good fun) gets all huffy.. even though he is in fact a white person, the race of people well renowned for their imperialist attitudes.

Kurt (white) : Watch out this kid might steal your land
Gadi (asian) : Haha
Gay kid (white): Thats not cool man, I am going to make up for hundreds of years of hatred and oppression with one act of melodramatic overexagerated political correctness
Gadi : I really dont mind hes just joking
Gay Kid : *tries to fight everyone*
Gadi : U dirty race nark

by Kurt November 15, 2005

Funnel Race

"Funnel Racing" involves two people with two drinking funnels. Both individuals attempt to finish their funnel full of beer quicker then the other. Whoever finishes first is the winner.

We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

Race off

go quickly or depending on context, been sexy

Do you race off as soon as class is over ?

by leninlee March 18, 2020

biscuit race

When a group of guys jerk off into a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it

Hey chad wanna have a biscuit race ?

by Blahhhhhhhg December 18, 2019