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drag racing

a race between to men dressed as women
#1: you know iwas looking up adhd on urban dictionary and i think-
#2: -OH LOOK A FAG DRAG RACING!!
by thisismyaccount60 December 28, 2010
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granny racing

one of the single most great sports you can see.
it mainly involves 2 old grannys could be old men but either way works. on the little buggy things they have racing down a street at the speed of 0.5 miles per a hour. and if your lucky your see one of those ultra competitive old people who try and barge the other person off.
"hey i just saw some granny racing between 2 old boy-racers they had well sweet buggys with 20 inch rims"
by elboydo August 3, 2007
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Human race

Dipshits who fuck up their own planet for money that has no real worth.

Wait a second...
by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020
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race nark

Some kid who rocks up to your party who you dont even know, and when you make race jokes with ur friends (all in good fun) gets all huffy.. even though he is in fact a white person, the race of people well renowned for their imperialist attitudes.
Kurt (white) : Watch out this kid might steal your land
Gadi (asian) : Haha
Gay kid (white): Thats not cool man, I am going to make up for hundreds of years of hatred and oppression with one act of melodramatic overexagerated political correctness
Gadi : I really dont mind hes just joking
Gay Kid : *tries to fight everyone*
Gadi : U dirty race nark
by Kurt November 15, 2005
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Ice Racing

A competitive race game involving at least two people in which you run across a semi-frozen lake/pond as fast as you can before the ice beneath you breaks and you fall in the water.
Friend: "Bro you wana go Ice Racing."

Other Friend: "Yeah man definitely, lets see who fall in first."

Friend: "I'm not gonna fall, I'm gonna beat you and make it to the other side

Third Friend: "Good luck with that. I'll record it all on my phone."
by Morgan the Man January 6, 2015
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arctic race

A community of people who resemble animals of the arctic jungle.
Gary, aka white fang is the prime speciman and hero of the arctic race.
by Florberg March 28, 2007
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Life race

A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.
Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.

I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk
by cyril o'reilly May 7, 2018
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