drag racing

a race between to men dressed as women

#1: you know iwas looking up adhd on urban dictionary and i think-
#2: -OH LOOK A FAG DRAG RACING!!

by thisismyaccount60 December 28, 2010

granny racing

one of the single most great sports you can see.
it mainly involves 2 old grannys could be old men but either way works. on the little buggy things they have racing down a street at the speed of 0.5 miles per a hour. and if your lucky your see one of those ultra competitive old people who try and barge the other person off.

"hey i just saw some granny racing between 2 old boy-racers they had well sweet buggys with 20 inch rims"

by elboydo August 3, 2007

Human race

Dipshits who fuck up their own planet for money that has no real worth.

Wait a second...

The human race is so wasteful.

by Mr.Cheezebrgr April 18, 2020

race nark

Some kid who rocks up to your party who you dont even know, and when you make race jokes with ur friends (all in good fun) gets all huffy.. even though he is in fact a white person, the race of people well renowned for their imperialist attitudes.

Kurt (white) : Watch out this kid might steal your land
Gadi (asian) : Haha
Gay kid (white): Thats not cool man, I am going to make up for hundreds of years of hatred and oppression with one act of melodramatic overexagerated political correctness
Gadi : I really dont mind hes just joking
Gay Kid : *tries to fight everyone*
Gadi : U dirty race nark

by Kurt November 15, 2005

The Joshua Race

an incompetent race that lack intelligence and strength. they tend to try to be the malec race but ultimately always fail. They tend to have the IQ lower than dogs by the name of Finn

Trent: “have you ever heard of the joshua race?”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”

by Yessurrskii November 2, 2021

pidgeon race

A phrase often used in Bulgaria ment to imply a gay orgy in a public works office.

Ivan has informed me that segej will be having a "pidgeon race" in his sanitation building office.

by Frizz16 January 11, 2017

Ice Racing

A competitive race game involving at least two people in which you run across a semi-frozen lake/pond as fast as you can before the ice beneath you breaks and you fall in the water.

Friend: "Bro you wana go Ice Racing."

Other Friend: "Yeah man definitely, lets see who fall in first."

Friend: "I'm not gonna fall, I'm gonna beat you and make it to the other side

Third Friend: "Good luck with that. I'll record it all on my phone."

by Morgan the Man January 6, 2015