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ryan

a guy that you just can’t forget. he’s the “one that got away” type. he’s very sociable, and is quite attractive. girls love him. but he pays no mind to most of them. some would consider him a “player” but he has a shy side to him, when he really loves someone. often quite clueless.
god that ryan is stupid! but i love him. i wish he knew that.
by ohwhxtever May 22, 2018
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Ryan

Stupid, ugly, nazi lookin, pervert weirdo, who if u know him u will want to block and unfriend him on every spource of communication and if u do he will cry. So he can’t talk to u, and is also most likely gay but hates gay people. Also has the micro penis disease
Man 1: oh great it’s ryan, I blocked him and he cried.
Man 2: oh no he’s coming over
Man 3: and he is gay
Ryan: hey guys
Girl: go away to gay perv
(Ryan runs away crying
by Barockrocks December 1, 2018
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Ryan

Most likely the gayest person you will ever meet. Likes to stick his dick in his own ass and braid his pubes.
Hey, I heard that Ryan guy was shoving his dick in his ass the other day!
by ejdhfnej May 25, 2018
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Ryan

by Batch of cakes November 20, 2019
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Ryan

Ryan is the guy who you will fall in love with instantly. Once you know him, you will want to have a deep connection with him, and even though he probably isn't into you, he is still your best friend. He is the person that you think of at night. He will always be there for you, no matter what happens. He has a dark past, but he doesn't let that change who he is. He will actually listen to you. You will want to share all your secrets with him, and have him by your side forever. Ryan will change your life, even if you know him for a short time. You will always remember him.
Person 1: have you met Ryan? He's the nicest guy ever.
Person 2: he's kinda mysterious, but I totally agree with you.
Person 1: omg he's coming over!!! Be cool.
Ryan: hey guys, how's it going?
Person 1 & 2: *mumbles slightly then has to walk away because if the amazingness of Ryan*
Ryan: ok then... See you later!
Person 2: he totally gives off the best vibes ever. He makes me feel like I actually have a chance in this world.
Person 1: yup.
by IntrovertedMoon May 31, 2019
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Ryan

A tramp that talk tooo much🙄.
“Ryan dtm
by Klosopes August 25, 2019
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A Ryan

A noun associated with success. Doing everything perfectly, finding unparralled success and achievement in everything you touch. The "Midas Touch" in a modern context without the negative consequences.
Man 1: Dude! I just moved to a new country and pulled a Ryan!

Man 2: Really? You mean you moved there, everyone loves you, you made heaps of friends, found a almost mythical level of success in your profession all while avoiding the normal pit-falls and failures of real life?!

Man 1: Yes. Exactly that.
by C-man millie April 7, 2017
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