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Russel Early

Also known as "Rusty Spoons" and "Pasty Legs McGraw," has a legendary booty. sucks massive ween
Russel Early has a legendary booty
by PastyMcGraw June 12, 2018
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Russel

Greasy weirdo, terrible haircut, annoying as shit, autistic, little itty bitty jsn. There is always dandruff in his hair and is the most annoying friend in the group. Always looks at cheap poor dirtbikes because he knows he can't afford it. Bro could cut his hair and it would still be terrible, never showers, always opens lunchboxes and never buys food for IceyIce. Also has some sidequest ah friends like finn craigslist who picks his nose and looks like a golem. Also he takes baths
IceyIce- Hey Russel lets go to your house
Russel- No finn coming over to give me a bath
by RusselPlays November 27, 2023
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Griffin Russell

Griffin Russell is a great person loves everyone is very funny and sarcastic and can be inappropriate at time but that’s the best of him and loves his friends.
Griffin RussellIs a great guy and loves his friends .
by Awesome kid 12345 April 23, 2018
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Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.
Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell
by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020
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Russell

the guy that’s always sending snaps when you least expect it, likes steamy hot showers and talking to you all day, he makes time for you even when hanging out with the homies. Russell is SHREDDED MAN and cares about his body physique. He can be a big softy on the inside… and a tiny d. he loves playing baseball and basketball with the bros
broo russell sent me another snap?!?
by bbc EXTREME April 22, 2022
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Russell ball

Boyfriend to many, satisfies none
Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
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Russel

Russel is a guy who has a tought exterior but when you get to know him, heck, have him in your life, you'll learn that he too can feel. He's the funniest, sweetest, smartest, most skillful person you'll know. He's into cars and vapes, and guy stuff. He is a very hard working man and he should be very proud of himself. As i am proud of him. Will you marry me?
Hey Russel how are you.....
by It's interesting November 23, 2021
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