road rash

commonly acquired from bailing at top speed while operating a multi-wheeled street plunging apparatus, especially a skateboard or inline skates, road rash is a slang term used to describe the assorted flesh wounds resulting from such dangerous behavior. often, the term is used by one seeking to elaborate and intensify his/her recent extreme skate adventures. depending on the severity of the road rash, one may experience prolonged bleeding, pussing, and uncomfortable stinging. discoloration, scabs, and scarring of the epidermis is common. there is little treatment for road rash; keep wounds clean, refrain from furthur injury and stay away from the streets, rest, and consult your doctor if necessary. otherwise, enjoy showing off scars and battle wounds to your friends and anyone else interested.

so dude i was bombing twin peaks the other day on my longboard at like 40 and this frickin car comes barreling around the corner and i clip his bumper and hit the pavement. i slid at least 10 feet and i took some serious road rash on my body. hopefully i'll be back on my board in the next few weeks and i can take the whole thing yo.

by bombhillsnotcountries August 28, 2005

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road construction

1. An excuse used to piss people off on their way to work.

2. One of 2 seasons in Minnesota.

3. unnecesary delay.

1. Jeffery was in bad mood all day because of road construction.

2. I was sad to see the end of winter, I'm not very partial to Road Construction.

3. I was late to work due to road construction.

by Michael McKid November 10, 2007

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road rage

ROADRAGE:the situation in which u get so fuckin angry at the slow fucks, u scream (muffled, so no one can hear), u honk, nd u may even ram the fucker with ur car..happens at the worst time..

Stacy: *screamin at the top of her lungs* bitch, do ya like it in da ass cuz thats where my car will go if u dont move it, u dumb fuck!
Tony: whoa gurl u sure got a lot of road rage.

by JeffreyDaGiraffe January 9, 2009

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Road Roller

One of the character items given to VOCALOID2 characters Rin and Len Kagamine. (also called Ren, due to the fact that Japanese people do not have a 'L' sound and pronounce the 'L' as a mix of a 'R' and an 'L' and has, by some western fans, been depicted as being spelled 'Ren' instead of the widely popular spelling of 'Len')

It is shown as a large, yellow road compactor (also known as a road roller) which the twins often use to run over the other VOCALOID's (most commonly KAITO), some pictures even show Rin running over Len. It's often pronounced by fans as 'rodo-rorra' when they prefer to stick to it's Japanese/VOCALOID prounciation.

Fan 1: Have you heard the VOCALOID song It's my Road Roller?

Fan 2: Yeah! It's really funny! I like that and Daughter of Evil's Road Roller!

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Rin and Len: We're going to run you over with our Road Roller!

by Vocaloid fan DERP November 8, 2010

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Road Less Traveled

A politically correct expression to describe the act of anal sex. Typically, this term is used in public among heterosexual couples to describe the act of anal sex when the female is resistant or reluctant to participate in this sexual act due to fear of pain or social stigma.

Andy had always wanted Lisa to allow him to try the "Road Less Traveled," but she was afraid it would hurt.

by NE Photoguy October 27, 2009

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