Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.
" God damn Private Knowles, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

Close your computer you Shit Pump

by Cpl Pump May 20, 2022

frost pump

While engaged in sexual activity, stick your erected penile in a cup of ice:; while staying hard let penile become icy cold. Then pump ice penis inside desired hole(s).

I gave my girlfriend the frost pump last night.

by Bennifur August 30, 2019

pump the ham

a man pleasuring his genitalia.

"hey jenny where is tbone?" ... " he saw you bending over and then i think he went to the bathroom to pump the ham."

by archamtrand May 19, 2010

Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008

hard pumps

When a male powerfully thrusts his penis into a female's vagina at a slow, meticulous pace. This usually has an orgasmic result.

Oh Riley, I love your hard pumps!!! Give me more!!! OOOH-OOOOH-AHHH-AAHHH

by JD Knights March 23, 2017

local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 13, 2022

Malaysian pump

When several Asians condensed in a small room all get on the floor and inject steroids into eachothers penis’, then they fuck for a better sensation.

James: How are you doing this morning?
Rory: Feeling relaxed after my Malaysian Pump last night

by Malaysian Stud February 11, 2022